This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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