I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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