My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
meet me or not, i'm out of control
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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