"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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