Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I touched a dick in church today
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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