So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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