well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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