she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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