Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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