Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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