There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
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I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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