I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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