He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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