Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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