can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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