oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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