I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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