is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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