your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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