is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
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Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
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I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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