Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Watching her eat just hurts me
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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