is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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