So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
My life is pants optional.
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