How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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