I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Randomize
