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(504): View more from Louisiana

dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!

(985): View more from Louisiana

doesn't he have a girlfriend???

(504): View more from Louisiana

yeah...who do you think woke us up...

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(248): View more from Michigan

I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night

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(805): View more from California

My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.

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(416): View more from Ontario

Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home

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(919): View more from North Carolina

um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.

(919): View more from North Carolina

my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.

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(707): View more from California

I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son

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