no, he came in my armpit
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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