His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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