No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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