What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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