I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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