Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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