I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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