woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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