He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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