I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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