ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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