Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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