why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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