When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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