And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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