using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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