And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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