i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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