Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
