theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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