So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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