she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
why is half of my head shaved?
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