I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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