What a fucking waste of an outfit
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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