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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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