Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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