I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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