can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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