That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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