His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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