Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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