bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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