no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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